Life is like....

I have no valid reason to be up at this hour other than the fact that I couldn't sleep. So I was watching a movie. And I've said it before; real life is basically any Mandy Moore movie 20 minutes before the ending. Seriously, find any movie starring Mandy Moore, forwarding to 25 minutes before the end and watch for five minutes so you get the idea of how hard everything sucks and whatever point the main characters are at 20 minutes before the end, that’s life. You have no idea how it got that fucked up but somehow, that’s real. I mean, 20 minutes before the ending of Jaws, you had three drunk guys singing on a boat, so I suppose that’s real life too but no, this is prescient beyond just the “don’t fuck with the big man eating shark” kind of lesson. Twenty minutes before the end of Star Wars things didn’t suck that bad. I mean yeah, evil empire, big fucking moon sized laser cannon wielding Death Star but the had the droid and the princess and blah blah. That’s why Empire Strikes Back is a way better movie, it ends on a down note. That’s real life. Okay now I’m just rambling. But yeah, real life is any Mandy Moore movie twenty minutes before the ending. But hey, what are you gonna do right?